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Wii Fit turns woman into sex addict

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Wii Fit turns woman into sex addict

Postby amsroks » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:47 am

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Twisted ankles and mild exhaustion are widely reported downsides to misusing the Wii Fit Balance Board, but here’s a brand new one – a voracious sexual appetite.

Amanda Flowers, a 24 year-old catering worker from Manchester, now needs up to 10 sex sessions a day to satisfy her needs, and it’s all the result of a slip-up while using Wii Fit. She fell from the 53mm high Balance Board platform, damaging a nerve in the process which then triggered a rare but very real medical condition known as ‘persistent sexual arousal syndrome’. It’s an accurate title too, as Ms. Flowers explains to the Daily Star:

“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling...” er, well, we’ll let you fill in the blanks as appropriate there – this is a family website after all!

Meantime spare a thought for poor old Amanda. Not only is her condition chronic; apparently it can be triggered by the slightest vibration from her mobile phone. The lady lives on in hope, though:
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“With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
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Re: Wii Fit turns woman into sex addict

Postby amsroks » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:50 am

The responses to this story on Yahoo are hilarious!!
Most are guys wanting to be introduced to this lovely lady :lol:
http://uk.videogames.games.yahoo.com/bl ... 91/page-1/
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Re: Wii Fit turns woman into sex addict

Postby eoinzy » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:03 pm

haha nice one.
cant say i blame them though.
internet nerds sitting at home with nothing better to do. in fairness though, i'd wait til i saw a photo of the girl before committing to provide any favours! :lol:
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