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Although we're sure this is just the beginning, the Top 10 worst lyrics on Floptina's Bionic have been chronicled - and they're hilarious!!


Christina's worst are:

10. “The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, fuck you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”

9. “Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality / When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.” – “Sex for Breakfast”

8. “Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call / Never mind, screw him / Cause I found somebody better / Never mind, screw him / I make myself so much wetter.” – “Vanity”

7. “Boys suck, make me sick / Inflated egos, little dicks / Use them up, spit ‘em out / I hate boys!” – “I Hate Boys”

6. “You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”

5. “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”

4. “Thank you Mom and Daddy, cause I turn myself on.” – “Vanity”

3. “And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch.” – “Vanity”

2. “They’re only good for fruit, I mean bananas / Them boys so nuts, they’re drivin’ me bananas.” – “I Hate Boys”

1. “A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”

lol fuck sake! idiot! Her only excuse can be that she didnt write any of that and shes just someone who gets told what to do! Even that'd be better than being responsible for inflicting that bollox on the world!!

I love how she rhymed "banana" with eh "banana" in number 2 there! OR "wobblehead" and "bobblehead". Lyrical genius!