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This is oddly true....

[9.30pm, in the common room of a hostel in (country). One solo backpacker enters, notices another backpacker sitting by himself, flipping through a Lonely Planet.]

Backpacker 1: "Hey, how's it going?"

Backpacker 2: "Hi, I'm good thank you."

B1: "Cool. Hey, my name's [name]."

B2: "Oh, I am [name], nice to meet you."

B1: "You just in town for a few days?"

B2: "Mmm hmm, just came in from [city] yesterday."

B1: "You went to [city]? Nice, I'm definitely going to head there some time. Everyone reckons it's wicked. Cool beaches and everything."

B2: "Yes, it's very nice. So are you staying at [hostel]?"

B1: "Yeah I'm in one of the dorms, number [number]. Got a whole bunch of [foreigners] staying in there, geez they make some noise. It's cool though, I think they're leaving tomorrow anyway. You staying here too?"

B2: "Yes, I am in [number]. It's okay. So where are you from?"

B1: "Oh, [country]."

B2: "Yes, I know the accent, but whereabouts?"

B1: "Er, just outside [city]. It's pretty small."

B2: "Oh cool. There's another guy from [country] staying here I think, guy called [name]? I was in [city] a few years ago, it's pretty nice."

B1: "Really? That's cool. So how long are you away from home for?"

B2: "I'm travelling for [number] months. I've been away for [number] months, so still [number] to go, although I might try to extend it a little bit. Don't know if I'm ready to go home yet, you know?"

B1: "Yeah, for sure man, I hear you. I want to keep doing this forever, but it's not gonna happen. So where have you been to in [country] so far?"

B2: "Well, I started off in [city], then I went down to [island] for a while, just to get away from it all for a while. I met this guy from Holland, and we went and stayed in [village] for a while, that was cool, you should really check that out. Not touristic at all. Then I was in [city] for a while, then I came down here. What about you, how long are you in [country] for?"

B1: "Just [number] weeks man, that's all I could get off work. Gotta get back to it some time, you know?"

B2: "Seriously?! Only [number] weeks? Man, that sucks so bad. You've got to make sure you get to [island] though, it's awesome."

B1: "Yeah, cool, I will. Do you know a good place to stay there?"

B2: "Me and this girl stayed at [hostel], it was so cool. Seriously man, really cheap, clean, nice people. You can't go wrong. Here, they gave me a card. Take this."

[Passes card to B1]

B1: "Awesome, thanks man. Hey, is anyone going for a drink tonight? Do you know where's good to go?"

B2: "I think I heard some people at the desk say they were going out soon, you should try to catch up with them. There's always a party here man."

B1: "Yeah, I noticed. Oh well mate, good talking to you. Probably see you around."

B2: "Yeah you too, safe travels, hey?"

[B1 exits, B2 goes back to reading Lonely Planet.]




I cant believe the amount of times i've had this exact conversation! Its uncanny!! you never remember peoples names either so you can be hanging around with them, and drinkin with them for days before you realise you dont know their name, and by then its too late to ask!!

Although you do get some good travel advice, which is what its all about anyway. Still though, this is hilariously accurate!!