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These are some of my favourites...feel free to add your own!!

your mother must of f'cked α hedgehog to produce α prick like you..

If your sex is on fire, you probably have chlamydia

I have felt personally victimized by Regina George.

You're a Rugby Player?..Give me a second whilst I undress

Being afraid to let your leg hang off your bed incase it gets eaten

"You wouldn't steal a car.." - I would if i could download it

Im Not An Alcoholic, Im Irish..There's A Difference

'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.

Getting out of bed in the morning is one of life's hardest challenges.

I blame Disney for my high expectations of men

Its not the Walk of Shame, Its the Stride of Pride

When i was your age, i was looking after a tamagotchi, not a baby.

lol i was only thinkin about this today!!

Theres other ones like:
Looking at someones status update and thinking "Who the fuck cares!!".

or my favourite one

I HATE TEA!!!!

Using rock, paper, scissors for serious decision making

MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON.