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A recent UCC survey has revealed....

-80% of students judge each other by the shoes they are wearing

-60% of female student emphasize their breasts on a daily basis

-90% of male students judge a gils style on how good her breasts look

-100% of male students judge girls on how good their ass looks

-3 out of 4 guys notice VPL's( visible panty lines).... and don't like it!

-80% of guys prefer a piece of dental floss preserving your modesty rather than Bridget Jones style undies.

-70% of guys don't find an orange face with a white neck attractive

-60% of guys find UGGs ugly.

-90% og girls find guys who highlight their hair unattractive and a little too into themselves

-100% of girls believe that a guy can only wear fat pants if he has a HOT ass!

-60% of girls like tattoos on guys.

-70% of guys like tattoos on girls-good news for those of ye with tramp stamps!

-3 out of 4 guys agree that red is the sexiest colour of underwear on a girl!

- 80% of guys say that their most favoured item of clothing on a girl is a greyhound skirt.

-70% of girls like to see guys in a t-shirt and jeans.

True or not???

2 questions:
what are "fat pants"?
and what the hell is a greyhound skirt??

Some of them are definately fake! for example, only 70% of guys find an orange face nasty? that should be 100%!!

i also couldnt care less about VPL's!

Yeah but you have to take into account that a lot of guys are desperate and so will accept umpa lumpas
I think greyhound skirts are the ones that barely cover your ass!! According to urbandictionary its a "Very short skirt, that is, as in greyhound racing it is only an inch away from the hair." and fat pants are the soft material tracksuit pants that loadsa people wear lately..very comfy like wearing pjs! With the VPL thing it kind of depends on the situation..some are just horrendous!!

ah so fat pants are those black spandex looking things? kinda like ski pants or whatever.

everyone wears them over here!

No these are them:

lol i jsut re-read it there and it said guys can wear fat pants!! i thought they were a girls item of clothing, hence the confusion!
so they're basically just track suit bottoms! im pretty sure i've seen girls wearing them though....

in sayin that, i did spend that month in thailand so nothin means anything to me anymore!!!

Yeah girls wear them too, they usually have more shape in the female versions though!!

Women usually wear them with Ugg boots. i used to see them all the time walking around Dundrum shopping centre!!

it was odd watching people wearing the same clothes, regardless of gender......

in sayin that, i did spend that month in thailand so nothin means anything to me anymore!!!

You seem to quote that one line is justification for a lot lately Eoinzy!!

its all the justification i need!

also, im hoping to go back......but more on that later!