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If women were Premiership football teams!!

Arsenal

Very sexy, but very prudish – won’t do anything dirty.


Aston Villa

Scrubs up lovely when she puts the effort in.


Blackburn Rovers

Her best days are behind her.



Bolton

Not all that attractive, but very, very dirty.



Chelsea

Posh bird that’s had a few facelifts too many.



Everton

Unashamedly flirtatious in front of her neighbour – and is the more
popular for it.



Fulham

That girl at the office who’s been there for years without anyone
really noticing.



Hull City

Hard to tell if this one’s a looker or not. Looks good in a certain
light – like a man in drag in another.


Liverpool

Slightly flawed girl who hangs around with the popular crowd,
insisting she’s the best looking.



Man City

Chav who’s won the lottery, but still lives in a council house, fitted
with satellite TV.



Man Utd

Fit and don’t she just know it. Looks down her nose at people though.



Middlesbrough

Back-up – when all viable alternatives aren’t available.



Newcastle

Has had potential for years, but still hasn’t been able to lose that
weight that’s been holding her back.



Portsmouth

Cheeky little minx that everyone used to like but is growing a little
tiresome – has bad credit rating also.



Stoke

Feisty – but a few drinks are required to say the least.



Sunderland

A bit of a bruiser, but sometimes good looking. A bit like Pink (the singer).



Tottenham

Potentially a looker, but has insecurities and cries a lot –
particularly in the company of more attractive women.



West Brom

Slightly tubby girl, but she still makes an effort. Sometimes she
pulls it off, sometimes she doesn’t.



West Ham

The village bike.



Wigan

The girl next door who’s only recently grabbed your attention.

hahaha hilarious!!