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Elaine Davidson, who has almost 7000 piercings covering her body, married Douglas Watson, at a low-key wedding reception in Edinburgh.
Brazilian-born Miss Davidson, 46, made a bizarre sight in a flowing white wedding gown and floral tiara with only her face visible, which was painted green and covered in 192 piercings.
It contrasted markedly from her older husband, who is aged in his 60s, who was more conservatively-dressed in a simple navy suit, a sky-blue ...

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"Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman"

“As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!"” Coco Chanel

"If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us."

"I will destroy my enemies by converting them to friends."
-Maimonides

Classic!

Gotta love those kiwi's!!

Fairfield College, in the North Island town of Hamilton, has been snapped by satellite cameras with six huge penises burnt into the grass.

The x-rated images, immortalised on the website Google Earth, were spotted by Kiwi David McQuoid while scanning the neighbourhood online looking for a property.

"At first I thought it was a large piece of artwork," he said of the shot, which shows cartoon-like phalluses of various ...

Gladys Sweeting is not your average 91-year-old. Last month, she welcomed her great-great-great grandson into the world. That's not a typo.

Gladys and her family hold the world record for the most living generations in one family alive today, according to an announcement today by the World Records Academy.

There's Gladys, her 74-year-old daughter Pam, Pam's daughter 54-year-old Wendy, Wendy's 34-year-old daughter Lisa, Lisa's 19-year-old daughter Jessica and now Jessica son, Harry, born in ...

Maybe next year, Pippa!
While there was much talk about Kate's sister's rear on the royal wedding day, Pippa Middleton has unfortunately lost England's Rear of the Year award to 50-year-old TV presenter Carol Vorderman.
Here's what Rear of the Year Awards organizer Tony Edwards had to say about the woman who beat out Pippa's rear:
"The bottom line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman's bottom ...

When Jason West turned up in person to pay a bill he disputed, he ended up being landed with a fine. Why? Because he tried to pay it with 2,500 pennies.

West said he paid the charge - to Basin Clinic, Utah, USA - months ago, but failed to get the current bill revoked. He then calmly asked the teller: "Do you take cash?"

When told they did, West replied: "Lucky for me I happen ...

In Austin Texas, a woman was thrown out of the cinema for texting. She was a repeat offender.

The movie theatre CEO then used the voicemail in a public service announcement at the start of every film.

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http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blog/article ... dvert.html :lol: :lol: