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I just realised something....

I have never seen a bird having a whizz!! Take for example, a pigeon. I've seen them shit all over the place hundreds of times, but i've never seen them urinate. Fair enough, when I had this revelation, I may have been havin a few beers. My friends were also smokin a bit of the whacky-tobaccy which may have found its way into my system via 2nd hand smoke, but still, the fact is still true! I have never seen a bird have a piss!

Last week, my housemate was sitting out the back garden when all of a sudden it started to rain! This rain was isolated to one stream in one area below the tree. He ran over to investigate and put his hand underneath this rain. He noticed that it was warm.....and also that it had a funny odour. He then realised it was actually the possum in the tree havin a piss. With this sort of thing happening and the amount of birds that hang around in trees, surely we should be seeing this every day?

Since we dont, I have now come to the conclusion that birds to not pee! This is a FACT!

You have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands dude!!!

lol true!
but when ur sittin in work for 8 hours at a go doing pretty much nothing then i suppose its not too much of a stretch to think ur mind might wander! :p