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Best and worst chatup lines

Postby eoinzy » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:22 am

Since amsroks spends most of her time in Coppers, a place famous for its exceptionally charming, intelligent, and eloquent pickup lines, its only fitting that we have a full thread dedicated to these sure fire methods of getting into a ladys underwear.

I'll start:
"I have a magic watch, want to know what it says?"
"It says you're not wearing any panties, oh its an hour fast." !!

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Paddys Day one, assuming you're dressed up as a leprechaun:
Leprechaun: Ahh ya caught me! Now I'll grant you one wish.......as long as it involves sex!


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Coppers special:
I may not be the best looking person in this bar......but I'm the only one talking to you!

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Chat up line cocktail:
Person 1: Did it hurt?
Person 2: Did what hurt?
Person 1: When you fell from heaven.....Also, did you hit every branch on the way down, coz you're one fucking ugly angel!
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines

Postby pimptastic » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:52 pm

How much does a penguin weigh?
I dunno.
Hopefully, enough to break the ice.
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines

Postby amsroks » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:59 am

One I got lately in Cork: "wow, you're like the second best looking girl here!!"
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines

Postby pimptastic » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:17 am

That would probably work if asked by the hottest girl in the place.
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines

Postby amsroks » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:52 am

Because I'm a lesbian now am I?! ;)


"roses are red, violets are blue. How would you like if I came home with you?"

"Is that top felt? [No] would you like it to be?"

"I bet you 5euro I can kiss you without using my lips" [okay bets on] you kiss her and then say " I lost"

"If I told you I thought you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"Hi, can I buy you a car?"

"I lost my teddy bear :-( will you sleep with me instead?!"

"you'll do!" :lol:

my dad knows someone who said this:
"for a big fat girl, you dont sweat that much!!!" :lol: (think he was nearly knocked out with a slap!)
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines

Postby amsroks » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:46 am

This song is basically a very long chat up line...
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines

Postby amsroks » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:34 am

"you're Indian? You must know the karma sutra..."

"hey baby... What's your sign?" my response :" DO NOT ENTER"
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