Because I'm a lesbian now am I?!
"roses are red, violets are blue. How would you like if I came home with you?"
"Is that top felt? [No] would you like it to be?"
"I bet you 5euro I can kiss you without using my lips" [okay bets on] you kiss her and then say " I lost"
"If I told you I thought you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Hi, can I buy you a car?"
"I lost my teddy bear
will you sleep with me instead?!"
my dad knows someone who said this:
"for a big fat girl, you dont sweat that much!!!"
(think he was nearly knocked out with a slap!)