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good idea...
http://www.alternativecensus.com/

Good one. Some of the questions were stupid though.
eg "Tea or coffee?" and you had to answer one! I dont drink either!
then there was "barrys or lyons?".

also, "how many shoes do you own? -10, 10-20, 20-30.30-40, 40+"??? Whos gonna own more than 10 pairs?? I have 2!

women.

How many feet do the women you know have??

20-30 I'd say..I'm not sure tho coz some of my clothes and shoes are in Cork and some in Dub!!
At least 20 or 30 if you count boots!!

told ya.

you have that many shoes, ams??

I have one pair of shoes, for when the occasion requires, and 1 pair of all purpose trainers. I used to actually have 2, but I ruined the first pair by playing 5-a-side on Astro turf in the pissin rain, and now they're all hard and infested with little black rubber pellets!

Well in Dub I have 5 pairs of boots (another 2-3 pairs at home!) 5 pairs of work heels, 4 pairs of going out heels (prob at least another 4 at home) 2 pairs of trainers, must get a new pair soon for exercising and then loads of flats and sandals etc
and that's only the ones I can think of and I'm not as obsessed with shoes as I used to be!!
I was the same with Jeans...counted one day before moved to dub and had 15!

I lied.
I have 1 pair of trainers, 1 pair of shoes, and 1 pair of thongs/flip-flops.
so thats 3 in total!!

How can you have so few?!